Gabe the High-Brow Beaver

Dear Gabe,

Why do people shave their eyebrows?

-Seattle-based Service Administrator.

Dear Ass-backwards,

You are probably saying this in remarks to what a local editor of a local paper did to his local face. Well, the most simple response to that is that people are stupid. We’re not saying this local editor is stupid, after all, he’s a genius with a great body, great smile, awesome sense of humor and inexplicable charisma. No, what we’re saying is that everyone with eyebrows is stupid. Those of you without eyebrows are raising your muscles at me right now. You know what I mean.

 

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He gets lonely at night.

“Remember kids! Karma is Sloppy and Slow.”

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