I promise my friend he get some(ass) if he drove down from Pa for the weekend,.hahaha j/k
no the better of my pranks was a long time ago, in high school. after my friend, ‘The Mr. Muscle head Push up King” talked for months, day and night, about a stupid girl that left him. Me and another guy, we’ll call him “Jack.” Grew very tried of his endless sobbing. So we did what any good friend or friends would do when you just fuckin can’t stand it anymore… Driving home from school, our friend the “waking muscle” started talking about how cool he was, “Guy you should’ve seen me today, Man! She was like HI and I was like ‘what do you want!’” Veering ‘mad sick like’ to miss oncoming traffic, I pulled my truck to a stop by the side of the road. In a very concerned voice I said, “Holy fucking shit I think that the tire blow out!” Get out and see would you??? the Muscle dude jumped out without ever realizing that “Jack” was already in his seat, and the truck pulled away much faster the any muscle could run at that time, at less not being on the juice… the only thing I knew for sure was that this was the only way to show our discontentment, like one of those negative reinforces things. After going back to pick him up… he never spoke of her again. well more-less five years later he doesn’t talk about every day…

hows that one?!?!