1. You are right about Excalibur. Its the name of King Aurthurs sword, not to be confused with that ant eater Aurthur.
2. I’d like to see a column that features a lot of boobs.
3. What?

Let me get this straight. You ordered call girls? Arent they like prostitutes or something? Well I hope you didn’t loose your fortune in Vegas. By the way, you wouldn’t happen to have been in Vegas the same week Howard Stern was would you? I think you guys were going around the same time.

PS. Boobs.

Love,
Butt

2: What?s the LEAST fanciest place you?ve peed in? Three letters: IUP

3: When’s your birthday? April 18. I remember because you guys gave me cake and sang to me!

well carlos….we and by we i mean my friend athena and i were soooo inspired by this trip to guatemala that we decided to reply to both sets of questions….YO YO, THIS IS ATHENA. WHATS UP, AFTER THIS ONE EXPERIENCE THAT WE SHARED TOGETHER WE FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE…so anyways….athena and i are in this together….”this” is the fact that we are sitting in a shady chat bar/internet cafe…with very little light and a lot of …wait..only men…with lots of alcohol…oh shit…wish us luck…. so on to the questions

the best place that we ever peed here would have to be at the host mom of athena….ONLY 14 PEOPLE HAVE TO SHARE THIS BATHROOM. iF YOU NEED TO GO AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME, IT MIGHT JUST BE OPEN…mmmm how clean….so yeah…that would have to be the nicest…Now for the dirties…tee hee

i would have to say that would be in this beautiful mayan village that allowed us to witness their culture first hand…with daily life as a mayan….HOLD UP, IM GONNA THROW IN MY VETO FOR THE WORD BEAUTIFUL. eVERY TIME I HEARD THE TERM “WEAVING DEMONSTRATION” MY EYE TWITCHED.
THE ONLY THING BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THE PLACE WAS THE DIFFERENT COLORED AMEOBAS THAT EVERYONE BUT TWO PEOPLE GOT WHICH WERE THERE.
yeah….iguess it was a little bit of a culture shock…WELL. I WAS COOL UNIIL WE WERE POINTED INTO THE WOODS WHEN WE ASKED DONDE ESTA EL BANO. THIS “BATHROOM” WAS THREE PIECES OF PLASTIC HANGING AROUND A STONE SHAPED LIKE TOILET BOWEL THAT LEAD TO THE GREAT UNKNOW. THE SEAT COVER WAS A NICE PLANK OF WOOD THAT WAS PROBABLY OLDER THAT I…wait a second!! you had a toilet!? we had the opportunity to go into the woods and dig a hole in the ground!! lowering us to the status of dogs! and heaven forbid you had to shit! then you dug a hole and had to cover it up afterwards…oh…and where to put the toilet paper… oye vey!!! thank god for zip lock bags! EWWWWWW. IT WAS NICE OF THE WOMEN TO INFORM US THAT THEY HAD AN OUTHOUSE JUST FOR US WHITIES AFTER WE ALL PAYED OUR OMEN TO THE STONE GOD…AND CATS SANDY, CATS. THE DOGS HAD MORE PRIVACY THAN WE DID…AND THEY DIDNT HAVE TO SLEEP IN BEDS THAT SMELLED LIKE…WAIT, MAYBE MY BED WAS SOMEONE ELSES “WORST BATHROOM”…wait..you got a bed! we got a piece of really smelly yellow foam on the floor…DID YOU HAVE AN INSECT THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT WAS TRYING TO DIAL UP TO THE INTENET ALL NIGHT? we couldnt see insects because we were covered by this insteresting contraption…errr net that draped over us to keep the bugs away…which wouldnt have been so bad if i didnt have to share a “bed” that was smaller than a dorm rooms bed…with a net designed for one person…WE HAD A NET TOO, WITH A BIG HOLE IN IT. BIG HELP…BUT IT DIDN{T BLOCK THE SOUND OF THAT F#”KIN CRICKET THING… maybe it helpedthat we were sleeping ina concrete building with a door thicker than a body!! but it didnt seem to matterwith the bugs because the walls werent connected to the ceiling so the bugs made themselves at home and feasted off of our bodies…MAYBE THE SOUNDS WERE MUFFLED BY THE OTHER 10 BODIES YOU HAD SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM/HOUSE….you are right…but really..it was beautiful…FOR ANYONE THAT FEELS LIKE PARTICIPATING IN A WEAVING COOP, TWO WORDS…HOLD IT. (AND EAR PLUGS)…that{s five…SHUT UP BEFORE I SELL YOU TO THE LOCALS…anyways…..

if youre still with us…my birtday is on september 25 and if you would like to send me money i can more than willingly set up a paypal account….I THOUGHT YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS IN JUNE…HUH, LEARNED SOMETHING NEW, MINES ON THE 24TH OF THIS WONDERFUL MONTH…WHICH IM MISSING (WEATHER WISE) CAUSE OF COURSE I GO FROM COLD CRAPPY SNOWY SYRACUSE TO COLD CRAPY RAINY XELA…IM TRAVELING AROUND THE SUMMER WEATHER…dude…you are so right…it rains every single day here!!!!
(as we are sitting in our soaked clothes because we braved the weather and traveled across a river to get here…well…it wasnt a reeeaaalll
river, it was the dirty city rain water rushing down what is their version of a cobblestone road….with pot holes worse than construction season in pennsylvania…wait…its always construction season in pa…SOUNDS LIKE NEW MEXICO, I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT STOCK IN THE ORANGE BARREL BUISNESS…hahahaha……igualmente….. moving
on….

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>This Week?s Questions:
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>1: Is Excalibur the Sword in the Stone or has Disney mislead me?
> Wait? was it Disney? Or did Disney mislead me about that too (like
>they did with Antz)?
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>2: Which column(s) should I add? Do you have any ideas that you?d
>like to see?
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>3: Did nobody notice that two of last week?s questions with
>prepositions ended on? Is that really a rule in English, or did
>teachers just make that one up? Isn?t it just so confusing to think about?
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athena…i think that you wanted to take the first question….FIRST OF ALL PROPS FOR STEPPING FOOT IN THE GOOD OL EK…IM NOT SURE WHAT I LIKED MORE THERE, THE ENDLESS OMBIONCE OF TACKYNESS (AND THATS FOR VEGAS) OR THE WATER “SHOW” WHERE THE KNIGHT SLAYS THE DRAGON…AND NOT THAT I PAYED TO MUCH ATTENTION IN JUNIOR YEAR ENGLISH, BUT I THINK I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED A DRAGON IN KING ARTHUR. BUT YEAH, THE SWORD IS CALLED EXCALIBUR

ok…number 2…..which column….having had the honor of being carloss RA im sure that anything that he chose would be extremely funny…but i would like to see you do some consumer reports…i would like to see how you rate products….was lather rinse repeat??? i often get confused by the directions on containers….AND WHATS WITH THAT TWO IN ONE…TWO IN ONE IS A BULLSHIT TERM, CAUSE ONE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD TWO…THAT WAS WHY TWO WAS CREATED…very true…and im not sure if my hair is damaged from dying it about…oh…every week when it was shorter or if the 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner really really
sucks…..MY VOTE IS YES…indeed…..

and finally…..about prepositions on…IM NO HELP, I DONT KNOW WHAT A PREPOSITION IS ABOUT…and what are prepositions used…for…and where do you put them…so when writing a sentence a preposition goes on the inside…in a sentence i will continue to use them throughout..:p well, beings that our PC is being as stupid as….umm, yeah….we are going to go..its past our bedtime and we want to beat all the drunk machismo guats to the streets….NICE MEETING YOU…carlos…you missed you..are…

2: Which column(s) should I add? Do you have any ideas that you’d like to see?

3: Did nobody notice that two of last week’s questions with prepositions ended on? Is that really a rule in English, or did teachers just make that one up? Isn’t it just so confusing to think about?

1) come on, it is disney, do they every tell the truth. how many people do you see everyday that’s animated?

2) i like the dummies guide idea. that seems interesting.

3) i just have one thing to say, the teachers work for disney.