Scholarly Dissertation

A 2005 wish list:

$7 an hour job tutoring stupids with low self-esteems.
$2000 American Atheists Scholarship.
$3000 President’s Associate’s Scholarship.
$3666 Lottery Scholarship.
$950 Federal Pell Grant.
( $9000 Loan?)
-$2000 Starting up a new hair-cutting business.
-$3666 Tuition
-$2945 Pix Capacitating.
-$10,000 Australian Exchange.
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$5. +/- 1,500

Perhaps I should cut out something… I’m thinking tuition.

Anyone willing to donate $9K to the cause?

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Slave Labor

Hey, check out what chocolate companies are eVil:

ADM Cocoa USA

Anette’s Chocolate Factory USA

Ben & Jerry’s USA

Chocolate Manufacturers Association USA

Chocolates à la Carte USA

Chocolates by Bernard Callebaut USA

David Alan Chocolatier USA

Cadbury Ltd EnglandFowler’s Chocolate USA

Guittard Chocolate Company USA

Hauser Chocolates USA

Hershey Food Corporation USA

Kraft InternationalLammes Candies USA

Mars Confectionaryalso M & M’s, Snickers, Twix, England

Necco Candy Factoryalso Clark USA

Nestlé Switzerland

Pulakos 926 Chocolates USA

South Bend Chocolate USA

The Chocolate Vault USA

Toblerone Switzerland

Wockenfuss Candies USA

Now the Good companies:

The Endangered Species Chocolate Co. USA

Newman’s Own Organics USA (mm, mm, good!)

Omanhene Cocoa Bean Company Ghana, USA

Rapunzel Pure Organics USA

Ruth Hunt Candies USA

Scharffen Berger Chocolate Maker USA

Koppers Chocolate USA

L.A. Burdick Chocolates USA

Gardners Candies USA

Green and Black’s USA

Kailua Candy Company USA

Confections by Michael Recchiuti USA

Dagoba Organic Chocolate USA

Chocolove USAClif Bar USA

Cloud Nine USA

Chocolate by Jamieson, Ltd. USA

Chocolates El Rey USA

Chocolates Turin Mexico

If you want your chocolate to be child slave labor free, try buying some ‘organic’ chocolate. None of that uses slave labor.

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Partey!

My mom left for the weekend. You know what this means!

Par-tey!
… Now to get all of my friends here.
… … Do you think I can make friends and have them come to my partey the same day?
… … … On to Myspace!

I’m such a loser.

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I Space, You Space, We All Space for My Space

I hate myspace. Why is it more popular than OK Cupid? (Friendster whomps too, by the way). Give me twelve reasons myspace is better than OK Cupid and I’ll KILL YOU!!!

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The Signs

Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you?

I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough thin, colored underwear. Luckily, I could skip in my sandals and use bright colored crayons… as if that makes up for the fact that I never had enough phallic foods to eat.

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