Epiphany!

I just found out why we all hate parking tickets so bad. I mean soooo bad. You know, the fuck up your day kind of bad?

It’s because you got screwed… bad. And not in a cool way. Like when you buy gloves that are too expensive and you feel stupid? You just start wearing them more often to compensate for what you lost. It’s what we do with everything. If we get gyped, we make the best of it by changing the universe so that it’s not as bad a screw over as what you got. But with a parking ticket, you have nothing to show for it except for the paper and the vague feeling of getting racked in the nuts. It’s like we all (should have) felt when Bush was elected. It’s the getting screwed (gyped), but being unable to make it better. A virtual castration.. Fuck anyone that would knowingly give that feeling to anyone. Fuck ‘em.

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Open Letter to the Nazii

Dear Nazii,

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, go fuck yourselves, fuck you, you fucking suck, why can’t you get real jobs you sadistic bastards? Fuck you.

Also, you fucking suck monkey nuts. Fuck you.
Where is the money going? We pay all of this money all of the time and WHERE is it? What the fuck is wrong with this university that the Parking Nazii have to be soooo uptight? The stick up your asses must have a stick up it’s ass. Zeus!

fucking hate,
Pixel Q.

p.s. Fuck You.

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