By Pixel at February 28, 2005 at 10:34 pm. Filed in silly, top lists
Have you ever accidentally posted something on another blog without meaning to? It makes you feel silly.
Boy, this being a contributing author to multiple blogs is confusing.
Update (midnight): Drew came up with an awesome meme, me thinks. Let’s follow it:
If I were killed:
‘Your mom was great in bed last night!’
Of old age (famous life):
‘I was like Dennis Miller!! Ha ha ha!!! … what? Too obscure?’
Of old age (political life):
‘Bury me with the head of Dubya.. I don’t care if he’s alive!’
Of old age (as a nobody):
‘I can make it into the history books if I just say some awesome last words… If only I could think of some.. Oh, poop!’
as a scientist:
‘I found a hidden message to worship Satan in– The Bible!’
as an artist:
‘I hid a copy of the DaVinci Code in my pants…’
as a Theologist:
‘Why the hell did I become a Theologist?’ ::rimshot::
betrayed:
‘Oh, it’s fair enough, I guess. I mean, I did pee on your toothbrush… this morning!’
As a philosopher:
‘I’m amortal: I could die, but I choose not to… Well, I chose not to.’
As a journalist:
‘Breaking news! Stop the presses!! Alert the editor!!! It’s true: I’m awesome.’
As a Viewspaper editor/publisher:
‘What, you’ve never heard of me? Oh, this doesn’t bode well. This doesn’t bode well at all…’
Getting struck by lightning:
‘Ouch.’
Shooting myself in the middle of a crowded classroom during finals right after the sixth person has turned in his test:
‘Oh, anything’s gotta be better than this friggin’ thing.’
Being struck by a meteorite:
‘Ha, foolish mortal! Nothing of this Earth can kill me!!’
Getting run over by a bread truck:
‘HA HA!! I DID IT!!! HA HA!!! ::twack::’
As a God:
‘Take that Judeo-Christian conception of God!’
Last Year: Ind e-Pen IX
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By Pixel at February 28, 2005 at 2:26 pm. Filed in commentary
I’ve taken the liberty to spell check this passage.
The tally is as follows:
Justin: 32 spelling mistakes, 14 grammar mistakes, and 18 overuses of “1337 Speak”
Drew: 5 spelling mistakes, and 2 overuses of “1337 Speak”
(an overuse is hereby defined as the # of regular uses divided by 2)
I’d argue the merits of each argument, but… Why bother? The people that agree with me don’t need my speech, the people that don’t think I’m biased, and the people in the middle just need to read the post to choose a side.
Last Year: Ind e-Pen IX
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By Pixel at February 28, 2005 at 2:06 pm. Filed in note to self
Over the next few weeks, we’ll be adding some of Gabe’s brilliant ::scoff, scoff:: advice from years past. Hopefully, this will help you get a better idea of just who Gabriel Donovan David Deringer Dwight Beaver is..
I’m positive he said one of those was his middle name…
Last Year: Ind e-Pen IX
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