Going Down Under

Take your pick:

this room, which might have its own bathroom …
this one, that shares with the room next door …
or this one, which shares a bathroom for every dozen people?

And you’d be surprised which one is better..

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Hatred

I hate high school students now. Not all of them, just 17%. But that’s okay, because our good pal Gabe has made a list of all the groups you are allowed to hate in today’s culture. Students are one of them. These are the rest:

white people, Libertarians, actors, lawyers, doctors, politicians, men, the elderly, children, rappers, anything new, vampires, cops, Parking Nazii, smokers, drunks, bums, drunken bums, reality-show contestants, David Letterman or Jay Leno (but not both), political pundits, radio DJs, the obscenely wealthy, meat-eaters, vegans, the government, the media, any soap or television drama, organized religion, and big business.

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Gonzalez

What the fizz? Obviously he was. I mean, we all saw the Passion of the Christ, right? Or at least the South Park episode about it..

oh, screw it.

Speaking of which, am I the only one that severely hates .pdf files?

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Whoa!

70 posts in the month of January. That’s an average of 2.29 posts per day. And we’re not even counting the retconning of my history (although shh! You didn’t hear it from me). I seriously need a life.

And now… some fun with spell check. As we all know, the name of this game is to type in two identical sentences and have one of them spell-checked (always picking the first recommended word). Here we go:

Although I’d never heard of Wenatchee or Entiat (or even Cherokee and Navajo. I mean, what is that?), I was glad to know it existed. And it’s not just because the state had one of the most contested elections ever, but because there’s a whole heck of a lot of people there (2) that read or have read my blog. Take that, Idaho!

Although I’d never heard of enthuse or entity (or even Cherokee and Navajo. I mean, what is that?), I was glad to know it existed. And it’s not just because the state had one of the most contested elections ever, but because there’s a whole heck of a lot of people there (2) that read or have read my bloc. Take that, Idaho!

Hmm… it usually works better with proper names.

ehh…

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