Do’s and Don’ts of Blogging

Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does:

Donny Don’t make your posts excessively long.
Donny Don’t make your posts about nothing anybody who doesn’t know about it wouldn’t care about? Got it? Because I don’t.
Donny Don’t go for too long without updating.
Donny Don’t use a terrible background.
Donny Don’t rhyme, at least not all the time.
Donny Don’t do this. Whatever it is.
Donny Don’t use this language. It’s terribly confusing.
Donny Don’t use your blog as a cheap excuse for advertising.
Donny Don’t go crazy with frames. Form does not beat out function.
Donny Don’t uze internet spelling and abbr., it just LoOkS stUpId.
Donny Don’t do all of these things at the same time.

Donny Do Be awesome.
Donny Do metion my blog.

Donny Do add ideas in the comments section.

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Foiled Again, Batman!

Crap. I never meant to delete a post… sorry about that. I hate reading that in other people’s blogs, sorry I did it here. In any case, I reposted it right afterward, so no big loss.

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I H8 Memes

If you hate memes too, you should put this in your signature, profile, blog, e-mail, website, title, correspondence, and legal name.

Everyone should put this in their legal name.

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Horrible Things

Why is it that when my friend Frank says, “I would do horrible things to that woman,” in reference to Angelina Jolie, it means something dirty or kinky and it’s funny, but when I try to say it in reference to the same thing, it means something scary and sick and isn’t funny at all? Is it something I said? Is it something I did?

pronunciation guide:
Horrible= Try rolling the ‘H’

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Brian D. wants to be your friend!

Hmm.. The old me would make a joke at his expense. The new me is too tired.

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