The Pix Capacitor Presents…

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New Forgiven Person

I know a good number of you (1) will think I’ve sold out, but I am hereby cancelling all active pranks on all unfounded accusers. No sense pranking somebody who’s trying to apologize.. And besides, I hate negative feelings. Erica is my friend again. And not the type of friend where I mysteriously leave our the ‘r’ and hope everyone catches it, either. Actually, come to think of it, I only do that to my bother and D ew.
But yeah. Go “era of good feelings!” I like people. All types of people. Including people that are different than me.

… wait. I take that back. I don’t like anyone who’s different than me.

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New Favorite Person

I officially take back this post. Wow, it’s crazy how quickly I turn coat like that. All it takes is one compliment and I have a new favorite person. And one attack and they become a victim to a new elaborate prank.

hmm…

Also, a question: is an ecosystem worth something in and of itself? In other words, if there were two rainforests, one of which was engineered by humans the other that came about naturally, would there be any superiority of one over the other? I mean, all other things being equal, of course.. That probably doesn’t make sense to you. Sorry.

And another thing. What’s your position on affirmative action? For that matter, what’s my position on it? I’m usually really opinionated, but school today’s left me at a loss…

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Regrese

Dear world,
I’m back. Good for me.

Oh, and what the bleep does “What the BLEEP Do We Know” know? I thought to myself at least fifty times that I would sit next to a beautiful woman on the forty-seven hour ride home, but instead I sat next to a series of increasingly obese people with problems staying still and smelling human.

For instance, the first guy, Chris, had the words HATE and DEAD tattooed on his fingers, facial hair, and a guitar. .. and he was the best one of the bunch!

Oy vey. I hate bus people. Stupid economy and stupid airport security that makes this segment of society whallop so badly…

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That is so sweet

Made way to update my blog today because Amelia misses me (p.s. she is now my official favorite person. Take that Drew! Phhhbbbtt!!)

I’m here in my good bud T-Rob’s dorm playing Halo whilst I put off doing actual work or even pseudo work. Pah! Work is for non-Spring Break related moments in time.

In any case, I’m not gonna travel on the cheap any time soon. This smelling like a deceased hobo’s unaltered spitoon is making me feel self-conscious. Oh, and just so you get the full effect: I am currently wearing a poncho and a green cowboy hat.

Oh, how I wish I were kidding…

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