Am I Hot? I Am Not…

First it was Friendster, then OKCupid, then the Facebook, then Myspace, then Campus Hopper, now it’s Hot or Not.

So tell me. Am I hot? Or not… Ha ha! Go superficiality!

p.s. I find all humans disgusting, so whatever you decide won’t offend me.
p.p.s. Why do blonds score higher? I don’t get it. I don’t find blond chicks attractive at all. Why does everyone else?
p.p.p.s. If you’re blond, I meant every other person… not you.

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I Love the Government

“Operating with permission from a secretive U.S. court that meets regularly at Justice headquarters, the FBI has used such warrants to break into homes, offices, hotel rooms and automobiles, install hidden cameras, search luggage and eavesdrop on telephone conversations. Agents also have pried into safe deposit boxes, watched from afar with video cameras and binoculars and intercepted e-mails.”

Do I have reason to be scared? I mean, the odds of them specifically watching me are 1 in 100,000 (literally, I calculated. Spooky, ain’t it?) or .001%, but it goes up the more you question the government… Umm…

Am I the only one that believes we shouldn’t even be in this friggin’ situation?

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Whoo! Whoo!! Whoo!!!

Okay, everyone go here. Now check out the very first link on the left side. Whoo! Whoo!!* Yey Moofruot! You rock!

*okay, I understand that the only reason I’m the first link is because my blog starts with the letter “A,” but c’mon! Let the baby have his bottle.

Whoo!! Whoo!!! I have a bottle now! Whoo!

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