Yo Momma

After several years of publicly denouncing ‘yo momma’ jokes and insults, I finally began spewing them like no orifice was enough. I didn’t want to, but I couldn’t stop. Finally, just as my friends started partaking in the festivities, I grew weary and stopped.

Just in time, too, because I immediately issued a new pixel bull: anyone that told an unprovoked ‘yo momma’ joke would get a swift kick in the ass. My friends, being inane insultmongers, tested me the first few days. Luckily, they were as tired as I was of the concept and we all declared a cease-fire… Until one fateful day when I was playing Halo against them and someone said that I was losing terribly.

“No, you’re losing terribly,” I remarked, in my ever so witty ways.
“That’s getting old,” they said, probably in referrence to my witty ways.
“No, you’re getting old,” I retorted jokingly. Then, deciding that I could double up the joke, I said, “and your mom’s getting old too.”

We spent the next two hours and the next week after that debating back and forth as to just what constituted a ‘yo momma’ joke and whether my joke was provoked or not.

Yeah. How exciting, I know.

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