Girls are Dumb

By Pixel at May 16, 2005 at 5:11 pm. Filed in thought experiment

I have a friend who had been in a committed relationship for about a million years. Some time ago, they broke up because my friend cheated–multiple times– with a person five years older who was also in a blasted relationship.
I have another friend who, for all outward appearances, was knocked up by a man nine years her senior.
There’s about twelve other stories I could tell you (but I won’t, because it’d be a huge violation of their privacy) about girls who are relationshipily retarded.

What is it about women that they have to find the absolute worst guy on the planet? Is it a contest? Are they trying to make us nice guys kill ourselves? Are they trying to kick evolutionary theory in the ass?

I strongly suspect this three prong plan is at the forefront of all women’s minds as they try to snatch a hubby:

1. Pick a man with high potential (read: attractiveness)
2. Make him fall in love with you
3. Change him to meet his potential (read: modify his personality)

Well, ladies, I have some news for you. Men do not change. Whatever you don’t like about your guy now will bother you forever. Whether it’s bad enough to live with or not is up to you. Trust me on this (I know you won’t, but humor me), as a man with personality out the wazoo, I can promise you that you will never shape the guy into what you want him to be.

Never.

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