The Tally is In

My life as a teenager:
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a full-length play
a one-act play
a semi-started sitcom, book, and screenplay
dozens of short stories
a nice collection of quotes and witticisms
a trinity of crazy-ass ex-girlfriends
over a hundred friends and friendly acquaintances in eight states and four countries
one arrest
three traffic citations (one successfully contested)
over $200 in parking citations
illegality and adventure
pranks and misdemeanors
a 4.0 high school GPA and a 3.8 college GPA
a 33 ACT (after five previous tries
two leading roles
thespianity
several awards nobody ever cares about
five jobs
entering and graduating high school
entering college
going on exchange
going vegetarian
becoming political
formulating a coherent ethical theory and practicing ethical consumerism
a parent’s divorce
a brother’s joining the army and going to war
contemplating various careers before focusing on none-at-all
being loved
and maybe even a few fans.

Last Year: Ind e-Pen XXII
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