Comments on: Nice Guys Screw Themselves http://www.pixcapacitor.com/2005/06/nice-guys-screw-themselves The Fruit of Knowledge Digest: Now in weblog technology Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:19:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: moof http://www.pixcapacitor.com/2005/06/nice-guys-screw-themselves/comment-page-1#comment-224 moof Fri, 10 Jun 2005 14:22:00 +0000 http://pixcapacitor.com/blog/?p=366#comment-224 <p>LOL @ breakerslion... bang on.</p> <p>So how about this one:</p> <p>He tells you he loves you. Whenever he needs something, he comes to you. He says you're the only one who understands him - who really <I>knows</I> him; one of the few people in whom he can confide. He says he always feels better when he talks to you - how you make him smile. In turn, you feel a connectino with him: you feel like he might be something like what books and movies and all that bullshit call a "soulmate", but it's even better than that - it's something more honest and pure and not so contrived like the movies make it. </p> <p>But he feels nothing towards you, or at least, can't admit it or see it... and he's too selfish to realize he's hurting you... and you love him too much to let him go all together.</p> <p>These are the stories of two <I>good guys</I> - neither who can see that their "friend" is probably a little bit more than that...</p> <p>Shit man... BREAK THEM UP... :p</p> LOL @ breakerslion… bang on.

So how about this one:

He tells you he loves you. Whenever he needs something, he comes to you. He says you’re the only one who understands him - who really knows him; one of the few people in whom he can confide. He says he always feels better when he talks to you - how you make him smile. In turn, you feel a connectino with him: you feel like he might be something like what books and movies and all that bullshit call a “soulmate”, but it’s even better than that - it’s something more honest and pure and not so contrived like the movies make it.

But he feels nothing towards you, or at least, can’t admit it or see it… and he’s too selfish to realize he’s hurting you… and you love him too much to let him go all together.

These are the stories of two good guys - neither who can see that their “friend” is probably a little bit more than that…

Shit man… BREAK THEM UP… :p

]]> By: Breakerslion http://www.pixcapacitor.com/2005/06/nice-guys-screw-themselves/comment-page-1#comment-223 Breakerslion Fri, 10 Jun 2005 12:07:00 +0000 http://pixcapacitor.com/blog/?p=366#comment-223 <p>Strange dude, and I mean that as a compliment. Imagine my surprise to leapfrog through my favorite blogs and find a post from someone who read Ender's Game and put it first on the list of favorites. You are unususally wise for one your age regarding "female troubles" as well. There is something to be said for the crude approach. Next time, try "I'd love to help you out! How about you come over and give me a blowjob and then we can discuss it over coffee?" She'll either hang up, or you'll get lucky. No down side. If she's a friend, you can always explain later that since you were going to be discussing her relationship, you thought you should be involved. </p> <p>Can you tell I'm a Lenny Bruce fan?</p> Strange dude, and I mean that as a compliment. Imagine my surprise to leapfrog through my favorite blogs and find a post from someone who read Ender’s Game and put it first on the list of favorites. You are unususally wise for one your age regarding “female troubles” as well. There is something to be said for the crude approach. Next time, try “I’d love to help you out! How about you come over and give me a blowjob and then we can discuss it over coffee?” She’ll either hang up, or you’ll get lucky. No down side. If she’s a friend, you can always explain later that since you were going to be discussing her relationship, you thought you should be involved.

Can you tell I’m a Lenny Bruce fan?

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