Random Hurtful E-Mails

Wow. Now this I have to steal. I mean, my friends and I also ball bust, but never via e-mail. I love the avant-gardeness of the idea. I think I’ll try it.

Frank,
Remember that time I found out that the girl you’d loved all of your life had a crush on you, but didn’t tell you because I thought it’d be funnier not to? Then, because you were feeling lonely and had recently broken up with your girlfriend, you went and got drunk and knocked up your friend’s cousin? Ha ha, didn’t that suck?

Or…

Jack,
Hey, remember that time that your girlfriend got drunk and tried to make whoopee with me in your ex-girlfriend’s cousin’s swimming pool? Right in front of you? And then I spent the next four months making the two of you feel awkward so that your relationship stagnated? Good times, good times… For me, that is. Ha ha!

Or…

Drew,
Remember that time that you came up with an idea and then I did it better? Oh, wait, that happens all the time! Ha ha!

I suspect this trend will be as short-lived as my friendships after I begin practicing my new trend.

- Πιξ

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It’s econowe

Hm.. First my pop’s job goes to Mexico. So he follows. Then that job goes to China, so he finds another one. Then, two of my uncles in Mexico lose their high-paying, high-tech jobs. They both start up their own small businesses, but the going is rough. Now my aunt has come here to fix her papers, sell some property she’d bought when she was rich, and hopefully go back with more money than she left with.

She’s thinking of becoming a telemarketer whilst she stays with us.

I strongly suspect that the economy of the entire Western world is slowly dropping in favor to the economy of the Asiatic continent. Not that I’m against that or anything. I mean, Asia’s been pretty F’ed up these past few centuries, it’s about time someone there gets rich.

It’s just odd to start seeing shifts in what you’d known all of your life.

Hm. That’s it! The next post will be more light hearted! This is what I get for trying to let you all know that I might not be able to access the internet regularly anymore..

- Πιξ

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