Thank you, whoever you are

Dear Stoned in San Francisco,

Sorry we didn’t take you seriously before. It must be rather unfortunate to go around with such a name. Your comment on how it was relatively impossible to comment on this blog was ignored like we do to everyone who’s name doesn’t start with Gabe and end with Beaver.

Luckily, later on, Gabey himself attempted to comment on his own blog and found it to be relatively impossible. It turns out (or so our IT guy tells us), that we had put 40204412 instead of 11131626 in a random place in our template and so all of our comments were being misdirected and destroyed. Apologies to anyone that had wished to comment. Surely this will not happen again…

Unless it does.

Love,
Gabe D. Beaver

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My [label missing]s miss me

“Hey you need to come back soon it’s getting really sucky here. There’s no comedy in my life. Everything’s going fine, no adventures, no lies, no philosophical debates, or poking fun of blind people. The other day I pushed a rock in front of a 47 year old blind man, and still I didn’t feel any better…
Some girl in my Spanish class was taking about her father dying in a car accident. You have no idea the things I wanted to say!”

And how can I say no to that?

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A Hair Affair

After seeing two other guys with long hair and glasses on Wednesday, I have decided to cut off my half-meter long hair. I shall do this at the beginning of November so as to not interfere with my Halloween plans, but in the intervening 11 days, I’m going to try a wacky new hairstyle every day.

Submit your favorite and you might just get to see a picture of Pixel’s Wacky Hair.

Today’s Style is “17th century composers” (sans the white). What tomorrow will bring only you can decide. Submit early, submit often, submit now!*

* Submissions also accepted via comments. All hair becomes property of Pix Capacitor Inc., subject to taxation laws of your respective state, not valid in California.

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