#2 plays on the metaphor of swallowing words, where ‘vowel’ takes the place of ‘bowel’ which is a type of bodily function that is a direct consequence of food consumption.

#3 Is in itself a observation and thus metahumor.

#4 Is a sexual innuendo (and a legitimate conversation of mine that my roommates made fun of me for weeks over).

#5 Is personification of an idiom.

#6 is also based on a true story of how I numbered my flatmates rather than bother memorizing their names.

#7 is funny, damn it.

#8 takes “all over” and “nowhere” as literal places… with hilarious results!

#9 is me noting that o, i, and u look the same backwards as forwards and treating it like a fact rather than an observation.

#10 is a take off on the old joke of
1: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
2: Practice, man, practice.

#11 is another take off on the stupid saying of “My bloodtype is just like my philosophy: B Positive”