League of Chick Voters

I’ve decided to start my own organization to better inform voters of the potential candidates for their elected offices. I call it the League of Chick Voters.

I even made a logo.

I figure we’ll focus on sending candidates intensely personal questionnaires about how far they’ve ever gone with a boy and what color best represents them. Then, we’ll take the responses and color and smiley-code them based on their responses. I think this market has never before been tapped..

hopefully.

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Clark Kent, super idiot

I’ve been thinking about superheroes a lot lately (I know, I know, I’m so conceited). Saturday, I dressed up as Mr. Incredible.

Don’t ask.

Anyway, my short stint as a mild-mannered page designer hiding his secret costumed identity led me to two realizations: (1) I like baring my chest to women I wish to copulate with.

and

(2) Superman is full of shit.

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