Pants to Self

I had an idea today, but I didn’t have a scratch piece of paper or notebook handy, so I wrote it on my jeans. That led me to a brilliant and marketable idea: pants you can write on!

The pants would have to be made out of a material that could take a ball-point pen in such a way that it wouldn’t bleed through or smudge but still be legible. It would also be a material that “if washed” would erase all traces of the previous notes. A soft-felt marker would be provided, though it wouldn’t be necessary.

Furthermore, instead of that pesky ’secret pocket’ or ‘fifth pocket’ or whatever they call it, there would be a longer, thinner pocket that would store two or three pens quite nicely.

Come to think of it, there’d also be a mobile phone pocket in the back of the pants just before the bend. These pants would sell for $120 USD at first, but gradually decline in price as they became commonplace.

These pants obviously wouldn’t appeal to fashion-sensitive women, but guys would be all over them (trust me).

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