Deep, like a fish

I’ve always wanted to write something that seemed deep, but was confusing.*
perhaps improper punctuation–$!
i’d be a good beat… nik?? but then the jailer would not let me
i felt more sorry for him than me. after all, i had the kitty-cat’s milk.

*thank you

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The Gay Ray

I have an idea. It’s a way to control the population, further intelligent reproduction and provide some quality entertainment.

I call it the “Gay Ray.”

The Gay Ray is a hand-held ray that has the power to change the sexuality of whoever it shoots. Ideally, the ray would be invisible and take effect immediately (or as immediate as sexuality can take effect). I think it would be the most entertaining thing in the world to hit every major priest, cowboy, wrestler, dancer and political figure.

If you had a gay ray, who would you shoot?

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