Why does everyone wrong number text message me?

Them:

From: +19152614940
To: +19158678669
07/02/07 15:08
Hey sexy thing what you doing

Me:

From: +19158678669
To: +19152614940
07/02/07 15:10
Plotting. What about you? Umm… equally sexy thing?

Them:

07/02/07 15:13
Well just here cooking getting things ready for tomorrow what’re you plotting??

Me:

07/02/07 15:15
Revenge. No, just kidding. I’m not. I’m plotting vengeance.

Them:

07/02/07 15:17
Lol your funny

Me:

07/02/07 15:20
I know. It’s a chronic medical condition. I can’t help it. Thanks for bringing it up, you insensitive bastard!

It gets boring from here.

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A Pixelated Mind: Restricted Audiences Rejoice

“for saying the word ‘hell’ twelve times, ‘dead’ seven times, ‘death’ for times and ‘cock’ once”
For some sad reason, this pleases me. Do you think it’s possible to go for NC-17?

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