Goodie Grab Bag XI

By Pixel at July 5, 2007 at 1:29 am. Filed in goodie grab bag

Personal Ad: I like romance as much as the next guy, but long walks on the beach make me gassy.

1: Did you go to that party where if you wear green it means you’re single and if you wear red it means you’re taken?
2: You mean the red light/green light party? Yeah, I went.
1: What did you wear?
2: I dressed up as a yellow left turn signal, so that gay guys would be cautious about hitting on me.
1: Were they?
2: No, they just ran it.

… and now an episode of “My Super Sweet 16” starring Luke Perry!

2: She thought I was confiding in her, but really I was just making fun of her.
1: Really?
2: No, I’m just making fun of you.

“Don’t Jump!” He told the girl holding a blade to her wrists.

I appreciate your running with my metaphor, but could you please try to avoid running into a brick wall?

Watch out when handling my wit: it’s sharp.

He reminds me of Sylvester Stallone as Rocky. Do you know Rocky? From the movie Rocky IV?

Today I went four hours, 22 minutes and eight seconds without doing anything that anybody would consider strange… except for counting how long I could avoid doing something strange, that is.

2: Want to go to lunch?
1: Sure!
2: ? … Hey, I have an idea! You want to go to lunch, right?
1: Yeah…
2: And I want to go to lunch?
1: … I guess…
2: What if we go to lunch together?

I didn’t have enough money to buy toilet paper, so I bought us all diapers instead!

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