I think it was a wrong number

Overheard phone conversation:

1: Hello.

1: Hello.

1: This is he.

1: Hello.

1: I think the best bet would be to take care of this tomorrow when everyone’s available.

1: Oh.

1: I’m free at 5.

1: I’ll see you then.

1: Bye.

Probable Real Phone Conversation

1: Hello.
2: … Hello?
1: Hello.
2: James?
1: This is he.
2: Hey, this is Douglas, from work. How are you?
1: Hello.
2: Listen, there’s a real problem at the branch office. It seems we told everyone the meeting was going to be at 5, whereas it is actually going to be at 5:15. What do you want to do?
1: I think the best bet would be to take care of this tomorrow when everyone’s available.
2: That’s what I’m trying to tell you, It’s today.
1: Oh.
2: Can you meet me today?
1: I’m free at 5.
2: Sounds good, how’s the Waldorf Hotel?
1: I’ll see you then.
2: See you.
1: Bye.

Pixel’s Imagination on Overdrive:

1: Hello.
2: … Hello?
1: Hello.
2: James?
1: This is he.
2: Hey, this is Douglas, from work. How are you?
1: Hello.
2: Listen, there’s a real problem at the branch office. It seems everyone is dead. What do you want to do?
1: I think the best bet would be to take care of this tomorrow when everyone’s available.
2: That’s what I’m trying to tell you, they’re all dead. Me and you are the only ones alive.
1: Oh.
2: Can you meet me today?
1: I’m free at 5.
2: Tough shit, we’re meeting at 4, bitch.
1: I’ll see you then.
2: Cool.
1: Bye.

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