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Young Pixel was invited to his neighbor’s house to see a movie. Young Pixel liked movies. He especially liked Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Young Pixel said yes.When he arrived at his neighbor’s house, he was told they were going to see “Child’s Play 2.”

Pixel was thrilled! Finally, there was going to be a movie aimed at his demographic. He was tired of not understanding other movies because everyone talked too fast. And, he didn’t want to say anything because people would laugh at him, but he thought that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was pretty scary at times. Sometimes they would hit the bad guys pretty hard: maybe they needed medical attention?

What a way to die: due to internal injuries received while fighting a turtle. Pixel shuddered. Well, at least this movie wouldn’t be so bad. And it was about a doll, too, or so his neighbor told him.

His neighbor put the movie in the VCR and Pixel stared at the screen, eyes wide open in horror.

The rest of the movie passed in a shuddering fit as scene after hopeful scene turned terrible for the characters. Who would have thought that a toy factory could be so evil?

That night, Pixel had a dream that he was racing away from a giant Chucky doll with the ninja turtles by his side. Then Leonardo grew hungry and the Ninja Turtles ate Young Pixel.

Young Pixel would have woken up screaming if he had ever woken up again.

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