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Figure out the answer to any one mystery

By Pixel at October 17, 2007 at 11:43 am. Filed in reader response

Here’s a question: If you could figure out the definite, true answer to any one mystery of anything, what would you choose?

Here are some sample mysteries:

  • Did Bigfoot eat the Lindbergh baby?
  • Did aliens illegally immigrate to the United States via Roswell, N.M. in 1947?
  • What made the Mona Lisa smile?
  • Did the Mothman father the Chupacabra?
  • What sort of arch-support did Spring-heeled Jack have?
  • What are the names, stories and cup sizes of every serial killer in history?
  • Once and for all: Boxers or briefs?
  • Who would win in a fight: Jesus or Mohammad?
    Round two: Moses or Buddha?
  • Was Homo floresiensis a metrosexual elf? Bonus: did he and Lucy have it going on?

What would you choose? I’m going to go with my New Mexican roots and choose the Roswell crash, even though the possibility of the really tiny human-like Ebu Gogo fills me with joy I cannot explain.


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12 Comments


  1. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.7 Mac OS X

    for six years i lived in roswell and not once saw a damn alien!! i’m pissed. but i did see a lot of Ebu Gogo, if by that you are using the meaning “grandmother who eats anything.”

    Hello Nikitty kicked on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  2. Internet Explorer 6.0 Windows XP

    I find serial killers fascinating! Is that weird? Especially the ones who killed before the age of modern media. The ones who did it not for the attention, but because they were just that insane. Not that modern serial killers are all together there, but there’s something about the media circus surrounding death today that makes it more alluring, I think, to the killers. Now, the ones in the 1800′s who put strychnine in the well, or chopped up their families with axes while they slept, they did that just for the fun of it. How fascinating is that?!

    Yeah, I am disturbed. But, hey, you asked!

    Avery delayed suicide for another day on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  3. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.7 Mac OS X

    I am interested in the Mona Lisa mystery.

    As for my alphabet soup grad schools – those are the 7 that I am currently applying to. However, regarding the names and locations, I prefer to keep that a little anonymous, if only to cover my own ass in terms of privacy.

    M wrote on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  4. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.7 Mac OS X

    Oh really…that’s intriguing. But pray tell, for what field? If anything, I can say Japanese history.

    M punched on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  5. Flock 0.9.1.3 Mac OS X

    I’m going to study philosophy. Hopefully game theory, ethics, the evolution of morals, and the philosophy of biology… they tie in more than you’d think. But Japanese sounds fun. I wish you the best of luck with that.

    Pixel came out of the closet on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  6. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.7 Windows Server 2003

    Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

    moof dallied in the other side on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  7. Flock 0.9.1.3 Mac OS X

    Lol. I’ll deny I ever said this as I’m still in a cold war with your gender, but you’re one funny chick.

    Pixel stuck on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  8. Flock 0.9.1.3 Mac OS X

    seeing as how I live in the northwest now I guess Im going to try and answer the bigfoot question, Ill have it in two weeks! oh and aliens in Roswell possible but really they probably just took a wrong turn at albuquerque. LOL !

    Jack Duluoz agreed on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  9. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.7 Windows Server 2003

    haha cold war eh. Understandable.

    moof thought on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  10. Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 Windows Server 2003

    Did Bigfoot eat the Lindbergh baby?

    No.

    It was the other way around.

    Claire D'Mura replied on Wednesday, 17 October, 2007 #
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  11. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.7 Windows XP

    why we exist, D-U-H…..

    xoxo

    Badly vows on Thursday, 18 October, 2007 #
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  12. Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.7 Mac OS X

    That is awesome that you mentioned the chupacabra! We’ve been debating at work whether the creatures exist. I women in east Texas found a strange dead dog-like creature on her property and sent in a DNA sample to determine if it is, in fact, a chupacabra.

    Jayna exclaimed on Saturday, 20 October, 2007 #
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