Killing kittens by the truckload

What if this was referring to this?

Because the good reverend has proven it doesn’t refer to any real kittens in the world and we all know old adages are always true.

Thus, logically:

1. All kittens are either real or non-real (excluded middle)
2. This doesn’t refer to any real kittens  (non-contradiction)
3. Old adages always are true (P –> Q)
4. Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten is an adage (P)
5. People masturbate.  (P)
6. Therefore: God kills lots of non-real kittens (Q)

If you add the evidence of these non-real kittens dying in Kitten Cannon, it only follows that the cause of the popularity of this game is the popularity of masturbation.

Today, I am thankful for… opposable thumbs

p.s.  Ha ha, lol, rotflmao

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