Some things that are coincidences and some that are not

Coincidence:

• One commercial on two channels at the same time
• Looking like a stranger
• Having the same birthday as your best friend
• Wearing the same clothes as someone
• Running into your ex-girlfriend the day after you randomly think about her
• It raining just after you wash your car
• Breaking your ankle just after a witchy girl ‘cursed’ you
• Your favorite song playing on the radio on a good day
• Anything having to do with “THE SECRET” that’s not self-fulfilling

Not a coincidence:

• Looking like a parent
• Looking like a milk man
• Steroid use and muscle growth
• Senate subcommittees and lack of progress
• Oil, Islam, terrorism and the deficit
• Having the same birthday as your twin
• Alcoholism and divorce
• Waitresses always hitting on you while you’re sitting at their table, but not at all afterward
• Windows Vista and computer problems
• Nerds liking Star Wars/Trek and anything else that helps them escape their lives
• My being a bad commenter and NaNoWriMo/BloPoMo/GradSchoolApps

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