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Randomly Moofed

By Pixel at December 25, 2007 at 10:47 pm. Filed in silly

Memo to Pixel Inc. Associates

There is henceforth a new position available.

This position shall be “Random Moof” and shall carry a yearly salary of one hug, which is not enough for any benefits friendly or otherwise, but is a great start for anyone seeking part-time employ.
We will be accepting applications until we fill this position and are specifically looking for someone with the following qualities:

  • female
  • Bilingual is preferred
  • Curly to wavy dark hair
  • Willing to commute to Canada, or work from home
  • Is now No. 2 all time commenter
  • Once sent me a sock

If you feel you can qualify, please feel free to contact us. We may have the perfect position for you.


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  1. To the HR department at Pixel Inc:

    Please accept this post as a formal application for this position. If you require my CV, email me at subduedprincess@gmail.com.

    Thank you for your consideration.

    Sincerely,

    Moof.

    moof killed on Wednesday, 2 January, 2008 #
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