I am in Oregon!

By Pixel at February 1, 2008 at 12:45 am. Filed in slice of life

Please see the previous two road trip posts.

Some highlights of my trek across California:

• I escaped from L.A. in less than 24 hours.  It was easy, really.
• Apparently, I exaggerated when I said California had split from the U.S. It was actually a mutual divorce.
• However, Oregon and California are on speaking terms, so I rushed right out of Cali and into the rest of the continental United States.
• … rush is an exaggeration. It took 13 hours to get to Susie Ninja Pants’ house. In that time I solved all of mankind’s ills and and became severely misanthropic.
• So I’m not going to share any of my solutions to mankind’s ills.
• Ha, bloody ha.
• Entering Oregon I was struck at how little I knew about Oregon.
• Who knew it was a state!
• Also, there was probably some trees and an ocean or something.
• I wasn’t sure when I’d pass Portland, so I waved throughout the entire state. Avery understands.
• I arrived at Ms. Ninja Pants’ house in the wee hours of the evening. She was cool with it.
• She baked me cookies!
• We went tap dancing to celebrate.
• I won a trophy, but it was made out of chocolate.
• Que sera, sera, right?
• Wrong.

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