Why being 10 is the best age ever

Hi all, this is Pixel in his youth, filling in for Pixel as he makes his way across the country.
Anyway, you all loved my last few posts, so I thought I’d write another one explaining why I am cooler any version of myself, past, present, or future.

This is my post:

1. My haircut is cool. I don’t know why I stopped making a helmet out of my hair. Whatever I was thinking. I was wrong. I’ll just write that down to myself so that I don’t forget.
2. Only one female friend, and she’s cool. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have cooties, but you never know. That’s why I wear gloves: you need protection sometimes.
3. My best friend forever, Luis. He likes cake. Why we don’t hang out forever is a mystery to me. Maybe he got stuck in a wormhole and traveled to the future? I should investigate.
4. I am in sixth grade. Since this school is new, we, the class of 2002 are the first ever class that’s the big dogs on campus. People will remember that, because it’s special. They’ll wonder: who were those very cool people?
5. My brother is usually cool with me now. But maybe in the future we’ll be able to play Sega together more, so I don’t know.

Next time, I’ll make a list of why I’m cooler than the 10-year-old version of YOU. But first you have to tell me what you were like so that I can pinpoint your fatal flaws.

Conclusion: I am cooler than myself in the future. And, since he’s super awesome, it follows that I am the most awesome kid in the universe. Take that Richie Rich!

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