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Immanetizing the Eschaton

By Pixel at March 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm. Filed in top lists
19. I have superior powers of reasoning, oratory, mathematics, and most everything else. But don’t worry: I only use my powers for good, evil, and to show off.

Like most people, I have a list of historical figures I plan on snuffing out as soon as I figure out how to go back in time.

Here is the list so far:

  1. Genghis Khan
  2. Thomas Midgley Jr.
  3. Albert Einstein
  4. Joseph Stalin
  5. Adolf Hitler
  6. Pol Pot
  7. Anne Frank1
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  1. Alternative funny last people include: Toucan Sam, Kitty Genovese, and The Lindbergh Baby[↩]


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  1. Ya know, I always wonder if someone actually were able to do that, if we wouldn’t just end up with a different kind of douche bag making the same fucking mistakes.

    Also.. it intrigues me that so many of your list have to do with WWII.

    Deutlich replied on Saturday, 15 March, 2008 #
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  2. Presumably we’d have a lot of bad mistakes, too, but at least they wouldn’t be AS bad… presumably. I mean, without Stalin, Trotsky would have taken over and right now we’d all be hailing our soviet overlords.

    And about the WWII… umm… My memory only goes back seventy years.

    Pixel said on Saturday, 15 March, 2008 #
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