The one-sided battle between Trumpet Rob and Sax Dan

35. I’ve been to 33 states in the U.S., 10 in Mexico, and 1 in Australia. I still haven’t visited Canada, but that’ll have to wait until Moof asks me.

It occurred to me today that I always mention Trumpet Rob to my friend Daniel, but never the reverse. ¹

Pixelation: Have I ever told you about my friend Daniel?

Trumpie: I don’t think so. Which shoulder is he on?

Pixelation: It’s hilarious, because every time I mention you to him, he says, “Fuck Trumpet Rob!” … He thinks you’re the Pennsylvanian version of him.

Trumpie: HAHA

Pixelation: When Sandy came to visit, she kept teasing him by saying, “Oh, Trumpet Rob wouldn’t say that… I wonder what he’s doing now…” in a nostalgic tone.

Trumpie: Fuck Danny boy

Pixelation: HA HA HA HA

Trumpie: haha

1. Then again, I see Daniel a whole hell of a lot more.[↩]

|