A Pixelated Mind

88. I am a citizen of the world, but only two countries recognize my nationality: Mexico and the U.S. So weird.

What’s this? Am I eating a cookie? How did that come about?

Well, I’m glad you ask, World. See, it started with this post. I won some cookies… and… yesterday, my cousin received an envelope that suggested: Do Not Bend.

I don’t think I look much like her. What do you think?

Hmm.. I wonder how they delivered it with the address all blacked out like that?

And now inside…

I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with me: I didn’t take any pictures of the actual cookies. WTF??

But I did take a picture of us about to sit down for some good peanut butter and sugar cookies:

In the end: Narfna rulez. Why can’t more of you send me cookies?

87. I’m afraid of waiters, secretaries, and janitors. Seriously. They have so much power over such a small area of your life that I fear angering them.