Twitter Grab Bags

Cuz Ashley publishes my good ideas before I do.  Since I stopped making my twitters into asides on this post, these are the things you’ve missed by not following me on twitter.  I’m going to post them twenty at a time.

• 03:03 PM September 12, 2007: I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing… coincidentally, what I’m doing is updating my Twitter.
• 09:58 PM September 06, 2007: Pixelation is celebrating Ramadan this year, not because he’s muslim, he’s not, but just because he likes fasting.
  
• 11:56 PM September 06, 2007: Collecting sick children coaster profiles from St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital… they’re hi-LAR-ious!!
• 11:11 PM December 25, 2007: It’s not gay if you close your eyes and think of France.
• 12:02 AM December 26, 2007: If my relationship wasn’t a joke, why was there a punchline at the end?
• 09:44 PM December 31, 2007: I think super speed would suck if you still got tired like normal..
• 01:13 AM February 17, 2008: Why does the Wikipedia article for Anne Frank not have any ‘Criticisms’ section?
• 04:46 AM February 17, 2008: Life is too short to listen to anything but the white stripes
• 04:34 PM March 21, 2008:My brain: “Pixel’s going on a date? Huh. I always thought he was gay. I wonder how much he’s paying her.”
• 06:00 PM April 04, 2008: Have you ever wanted to thwack a smarmy bastard so hard it made him cry? Yeah, i guess i deserved that.
• Phenomenology. Why does something i care so little about have such a cool name? 08:07 PM April 04, 2008:
• 10:43 PM April 04, 2008: An example of political suicide: “Yeah, well maybe Martin Luther King was ASKING to get shot.”
• 06:43 PM April 05, 2008: The order is bitch to yourself, joke to others. I always get the two confused..
• 04:38 PM April 06, 2008:
  1: would you ever hit a lady with a baby?
  2: Of course not, I’d hit her with a brick.
• 10:10 PM April 06, 2008: Drinking makes the world go round… Wait, stop! Why is the world going round??
• 02:29 PM April 07, 2008: It’s almost 1 o’clock, why don’t I have pants on yet? This isn’t an episode of Cops!
• 02:47 PM April 10, 2008: I’ve been offered four jobs so far this year: each one better than the last. I wonder how long I have to wait to be offered ‘President.’
• 09:00 PM April 14, 2008: ‘code three to register one?’ Man, why don’t they call them something awesome, like ‘code ninja to register gorilla’?
• 11:31 PM April 16, 2008: *Phew!* My to do list is almost finished. All I have left is “Learn French.” … Aww, crud.
• 12:53 AM April 17, 2008: Wait, the pope is Catholic? Since when? I’m surprised that’s not a bigger news story

Last Year: Express Written Consent, September 21, 2007
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