Comments on: “I put a scared, 350 pound white man in a car with me”

By: Pixel

Pixel — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:01:04 +0000

Ha ha, I did not notice that. Poor guy. I just checked today: he has not yet posted bail. I’m thinking I’ll request the police report tomorrow and post it here. Is that cool with everyone?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:55:51 +0000

Anybody else catch that the story two years ago was for “attempted” robbery. He didn’t win back then either.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:29:43 +0000

I like to think my handsomeness comes from a carefree, zen-like nature I possess, an intangible essence hidden within my eyes and my soul. At least, I hope that’s what people see when they look at me. Otherwise I look like the dude you blogged about. Pudgy, double chinned and looking like I should smell of fries.

By: Pixel

Pixel — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:26:19 +0000

I’m sure the police were very thorough. But how could someone look like someone without having their ‘dashing good looks?’

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:01:47 +0000

And you know this personally, my friend? I didn’t think Police recorded details like that in their reports.

Is there some part to this experience you’re not sharing with us?

By: Pixel

Pixel — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:03:50 +0000

Steve,

No, he had an enormous penis.

By: courtney

courtney — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:45:57 +0000

this is the CRAZIEST story ever.
and i’m loving this recorded version of the story. you’re hilarious. even after having been beat up.

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:31:20 +0000

Ouch, rough, hope you’re ok mate.

… Wait, that criminal kinda looks like me without the dashing good looks, crazy sense of fun and enormous penis. Creepy.

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:42:14 +0000

I used to live on Carolina Ave in St. Pete, FL. (That’s all, just thought I’d share.)