Over A Pixelated Matter

You don’t even want to know…

By Pixel at November 17, 2008 at 12:12 am. Filed in quotes

“You can’t have my sperm!  I need it!”

— Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.

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  1. You turned down a lesbian?

    I don’t even KNOW you anymore.

    Steve felt offended on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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  2. It wasn’t an offer — and she didn’t want it in the fun way.

    Pixel spanks on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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  3. It wasn’t an offer? Was it a demand? Are you being held hostage by vicious lesbites? Blink twice if you’re in mortal danger.

    Steve smacks on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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  4. Blink. Blink. Blink. :roll:

    Pixel text messaged on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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  5. He’s in Canada! The fiends!
    P.S. I’m two jumps away from Seth Green in two seperate (but linked) social directions. I’ve never been cooler in my LIFE.

    Steve signed on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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  6. Someone’s trying to do Shakespeare lipograms. Thought you’d find it interesting.
    http://www.shakespeareteacher.com/blog/archives/907

    Angela exclaimed on Monday, 17 November, 2008 #
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