Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. II of XXVI)

There’s more!

• You are one of my favorite people of all time.  I love you, man.
• You’ve grown on me like a fungus.  The metaphor is actually very expendable, but I’ll do you a favor and keep it short.
• You always scared me a little bit.
• You always annoyed me a lota bit.
• Please.  Stop.  Twitching.
• I’m sorry you are who you are, but that doesn’t mean I should be your friend out of pity, does it?
• …  I really need to delete you from my phonebook like I did from my life.  (Update: done!)
• You’re a nice guy and you’re funny, but you still shock me to look at.
• I cannot figure you out for the life of me.  I mean, I could when it was simple, but then I had to mess with PHP and figure out the backend stuff and… that’s just really complicated.
• You speak too quickly and are too nervous.  I’ve never said this before, but you’d be a really cool guy if you just took up marijuana or something.
• My favorite moment we spent together was when you got out of my car the last time and walked away.
• You’re super awesome and I sometimes miss you, but you talk too much.  For real.
• I miss who you were before you became a super Christian.  I feel like you died without the decency of giving us a funeral.

To be continued… 

Update:  pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series.  That said.  Use these to navigate what you can until then.)

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