Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. IV of XXVI)

I’m going to start linking to all of them soon.  Next time, probably.

• You were funner when your life was terrible.
• You’re loud and overbearing.  That said, I somehow have the desire to hang out with you.  Weird.
• Sorry to hear about all of your misfortune.  I’d say you don’t deserve it, but there’s an off chance that you might.
• Sorry I stayed at your house and left the next day like it was a bad motel rather than a timely favor.
• You are a jerk that stayed at my house and left the next day like it was a bad motel.  This is unforgivable.  You are a jerk.  (Hm.  It really is strange that you two are next to each other on the phone book.)
• So, you’re coming here next semester.  So it goes.
• Nice knowing you.  I much preferred you to the friend that introduced us.  Oh, well.  Have a nice life.
• Sorry about your father.  He seemed like a nice man.
• Ring… ring… ring…  Why doesn’t anyone ever answer here?
• Happy graduation.  Have an awesome life.
• Remember that time you plagiarized off me?  Yeah, that wasn’t cool, man.  You made me look bad.
• You were hot.  Interesting?  Weeeell…… …. … .. .
• You scare me.
• I had a crush on your sister.  Why did you both end up so crazy??

… so it goes.

Update:  pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series.  That said.  Use these to navigate what you can until then.)

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