Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. XX of XXVI)

I’ve decided to change up the order on the letters that were left.  I don’t know if this is of any use to anyone, but I’m still hoping it’s figure-out-able, so…  Yeah

• You’re one of my greatest friends, but you’re such a skeptic that it brings me down.  Only, that’s such a lame thing to complain about that I never tell you anything.  So…  I wish I could, but even I find it a silly issue.
• You’re fun, but your life seems so tattered and stressed.  Sorry about that.
• I don’t think you’re allowed to leave a guy for not being ambitious if he spent the last four years working so that you could go to college.  Just sayin’.
• You’re not as smart as you imagine.  I think that’s an a priori truth.
• Your kids are going to get into alcohol and drugs because they idolized you and you got into alcohol and drugs and didn’t change drastically as a result.
• I’m pretty scared of you.  Especially if you ever find out about your daughter.
• Sorry I didn’t see you more when you lived nearby.  I would have, but my life was too important to set aside.
• I really like and respect you, but you’re so ridiculously awkward.
• Yes, I would like some free swag.  No, I would not like to listen to bad jokes and watch bad movies in order to get said swag.

Navigation:  pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi

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