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He is such an upstanding citizen

By Pixel at November 25, 2008 at 12:05 am. Filed in quotes

“We don’t want any drunk people here.  So if you’re at this party and you’re drunk, I want you to get in your car right now and drive home.”

— Daniel Davenport

Last Year: I am thankful for reality
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You don’t even want to know…

By Pixel at November 17, 2008 at 12:12 am. Filed in quotes

“You can’t have my sperm!  I need it!”

— Me, two days ago, to a lesbian in Alaska.

Last Year: Ode to the Lappy
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Oppressing others is very hard work

By Pixel at November 16, 2008 at 12:44 am. Filed in quotes

“you’re so good at making fun of poor people.  it’s impressive.”

— Bre Kerchner November 12, 2008

Last Year: Things you only miss when they're gone
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Phone calls at two a.m…

By Pixel at November 15, 2008 at 12:42 am. Filed in quotes

“I just found out that Doritos are made from tortillas! … I just wanted to tell somebody.”

— Daniel Davenport Nov. 11, 2008

Last Year: Things I do that Jack Bauer doesn't
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So, why are you studying philosophy?

By Pixel at November 8, 2008 at 12:32 am. Filed in constrained writing, quotes

“Peer pressure.”

Last Year: This post is available for 99¢ at the iTunes store
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