Things not to ask in a job interview

“Judge a person by their questions rather than by their answers.” - Voltaire (Francois-Marie Arouet)

Is it bad that the first time I read that quote I thought: “where is the bathroom?”

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Microfiction in a flash: 6-word stories

This is based on Hemingway’s greatest:

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn”

My own flash fiction attempts follow:

• This is a six-word story. . . . Damn!
• He’d never lie to his mistress.
• “Running away beats suicide,” he lied.
• He and his clone always bickered.
• “Sucks to be you,” Job said.
• Thousand tears streamed like a river.
• I’m afflicted by vegetarianism. It’s chronic.
• Popping out of existence felt good.
• Ironically, CAKE is a four-letter word.
• (Compound modifiers count as one word.)
• Cures, causes, who can tell now-a-days?
• This is fun. You should try.

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Unsock

It costs 63 cents an ounce to ship to Canada and Mexico from the United States and 84 cents an ounce to ship anywhere else. So my overzealous $2.40 of shipping went to waste.

Last Year: Some things nobody can ever know about guys
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