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It’s Bastille Day!!

By Pixel at July 14, 2007 at 12:51 am. Filed in arbitrary, silly

Bastille Day

Happy Bastille Day!!

I know, I can’t believe my favorite holiday is back! Whoo!! Whoo!! Whoo!!


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    Two questions:
    • If you caught what you thought was a father beating his child, would it make it more or less acceptable if he said,
    “It’s okay, it’s not domestic abuse: I’ve never seen this kid before in my life!”?
    • Seriously, I know you’re never supposed to put a punctuation mark outside of quotation marks, but how the hell would you write that previous sentence otherwise? And don’t tell me to rephrase the sentence: the demands of comedy are too stringent for your poor English-majoring mind to comprehend.
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Deep, like a llama

By Pixel at June 27, 2007 at 7:32 pm. Filed in non-sequitur, satire

People are like…

  • permanent markers: the more you shoplift, the more likely your pants are to get written on.
  • socks: because you wear them on the inside of shoes.
  • clouds: they float in the sky and look fluffy, but they can also look less… fluffy.
  • monkeys: because we look like them. I think we’re related, too, somehow.
  • child abuse: it’s only funny in retrospect.

But isn’t that the point? I mean… really?

… no, seriously. What’s the point?


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    Do you think Judas got ripped off when he sold Jesus out for 30 pieces of silver? How much would you have asked for? Would you have done it? Would you have kissed Jesus? On the lips? With tongue? I think I might have.
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Deep, like a fish

By Pixel at June 21, 2007 at 10:21 pm. Filed in arbitrary, satire, silly

I’ve always wanted to write something that seemed deep, but was confusing.*
perhaps improper punctuation–$!
i’d be a good beat… nik?? but then the jailer would not let me
i felt more sorry for him than me. after all, i had the kitty-cat’s milk.

*thank you


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