The tooth is out there

28.

I’ve counted my teeth four times now and I keep ending up with 28.  That’s weird.  I could have sworn I counted 32 when the week started.  What happened to the other four teeth?

Furthermore, why are my cheeks swollen to the size of grapefruits and why can I feel gaps in my gums?

These seem like too many coincidences to not have purpose.  I think someone stole my wisdom teeth!

I blame the gypsies.

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I’m on the list! I’m on the list!

Apparently, I’m one of several hundred people graduating Uni this semester! Yey! I haven’t felt this special since I found my name on a random list one time while google-searching for my blog.

Continue reading I’m on the list! I’m on the list!…

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League of Chick Voters

I’ve decided to start my own organization to better inform voters of the potential candidates for their elected offices. I call it the League of Chick Voters.

I even made a logo.

I figure we’ll focus on sending candidates intensely personal questionnaires about how far they’ve ever gone with a boy and what color best represents them. Then, we’ll take the responses and color and smiley-code them based on their responses. I think this market has never before been tapped..

hopefully.

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