Rigid Definitions

87. I’m afraid of waiters, secretaries, and janitors. Seriously. They have so much power over such a small area of your life that I fear angering them.

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There, there, shut up little girl.

83. I’ve gone to the ER far more times than I’d care to remember. But I’ve never stayed overnight at a hospital. Doctors scare me.

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Temptation Toilet Zero

69. I sometimes start projects knowing I’ll never finish them.  But I’ve haven’t fallen through on a promise since the last millennium.

Here you go!  It’s a comic we’re working on that’s based on a column we once worked on that I alluded to here.

Mieke, the ambiguously foreign character is on the left.
Joey, the ambivalently heterosexual character is on the right.

I think the mustache is what makes it hilarious.

Art by Alethea Barton,
original characters by Jonathan B. Trust,
other stuff by me.

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Ghost in the Machine

62. Every time I go somewhere, I have to carry books, a laptop, a notebook, or anything else. I have to. It’s my way to never forget stuff: I just make sure there’s always something to remember.

This is supposed to illustrate the philosophical problem of the ‘ghost in the machine,’ which basically says that, if natural explanations can be given for everything, then the supernatural explanation for agency is superfluous. So, basically, I used the word ’soul’ because it meant more people would understand it… sort of. Anyway, sorry, I posted this at 11:58:39 last night from my laptop in my car off borrowed Internet. I was in a bit of a hurry.

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