Two Top Ten Lists… sort of

I love having my own blog.  It means I can publish things that I want that will in no way benefit nor make complete sense to anyone.  You’re reading this, so it’s pretty much your fault.

The lists aren’t in any order.  This is on the advice of my No. 2 favorite person in the world. 

Top Five Favorite People

• Jess Levy
• Bre Kerchner
• Andrea Marston
• J-P Vessel
• Adriano Truscott

I wanted to make a top ten list, but it felt more contrived than this list.  People in my top ten list would include my friends Alicia, Daniel, T-Rob, Anson, and probably Sandy.  But while I really like all of those people, I have personality crushes on the top five.  … that’s probably just going to hurt feelings, but I really mean it in a nice way.

Top Fifteen Favorite Huggers

• Suzi Artiss
• Niki Rhynes
• Alicia Cardoza
• Leonore Fleming
• Jess Levy
• Monica Sifuentes
• Felicia Racke
• Sara Bertelsen
• S. Elizabeth Price
• Karla Mariscal
• Claudia Mariscal
• Jessy Salinas
• Liz Gomez
• Sarah Bartel
• Melissa Tullio

I’ve noticed that the top huggers list is overrepresented by women that want to jump my bones. ¹  I assume it’s because people that want to jump my bones are also people that are willing to give themselves fully into a hug for as long as it can last.  Or it might just be coincidental because most people want to jump my bones.²

1. NOTE: THIS IS NOT ALL OF THEM!!  It is very important that you not think my lesbian friends, married women, or my cousins want me in naughty ways.  Also, about a third of the list would probably never hug me again, as things ended on bad/awkward terms.[↩]
2. I assume.[↩]

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It is not the case that it is both To Be and Not To Be

By the way, I’ve declared the Year of Living Creatively a total failure.  I just haven’t had the time, motivation, nor inclination to do even challenges that I want to do.

Also, I feel like I’ve gotten lazy in my graphic designing in the three years I’ve been away.  Here’s something I did for a friend of mine last week:

Last Year: Prospie Week Games
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Dear Pixel, age 23,

The trope is to say something like,

“I wouldn’t skip any of the adversity I had to face, because that made me who I am today. And I like myself.”

Luckily, I don’t have that problem. I don’t like myself. I’m a tool. I’d love to do whatever I could to change that. Only I don’t know if the problem is that I’ve been through too much adversity or not enough.

Seeing as how I don’t like the things you’re about to do, I might as well take the ‘more pain’ route to future happiness. Who knows? Maybe next year I’ll be able to write that silly trope to you.

So here’s how to really mess up your life in just one year. This includes lots of stuff you will do and some stuff that you just might do.

• Plan to live with lots of people, even if you don’t know who they are or if this will happen.  Money is just a silly fake thing anyway, right?
• If you find a girl that cares about you a lot, act aloof and ignore her.  This will only bring about positive, reasoned results.
• If, however, you find a girl that is distant and pulling away, pay as much attention to her as you can.  Forget all past wrongs, just focus on not losing her now.
• When you think things might hurt people, keep them hidden and lie about them for as long as possible.
• Don’t wear a seat belt: it chafes your mentionables.
• Sign up for every interesting class you can regardless of how much free time you think you’ll have.  This will let you succeed wildly.
• Stick it in crazy.
• Start lots of projects
• Pleasure and business go well together.
• Play video games.  You know, to relax.
• Even if you really can’t do something, fake it for a long time until someone calls you out on it.
• Be nice to strangers.
• You can trust yourself.  Your convictions will never waver, no matter how tempting something is.
• Drink, like, all the time.
• Don’t meet people from outside the department.
• Get attached quickly and fiercely.
• Punch an elderly person.
• Go abroad as often as you can.
• Let things get weird between you and the people you care about.
• Never give up.
• Rob a liquor store.
• Just admit it, you’re probably gay.

Good luck with that.  Seriously.

… I hate you,

– Pixelation Qyw Styx, age 24, ©2010

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February, the month of Pencil & Paper III

Creative Challenge 7: (Drawing)

Catch up with your previous challenges. Also, draw a really nice hand.

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February, the month of Pencil & Paper II

Creative Challenge 6: (Drawing)

Draw 250 pairs of eyes

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